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January 1, 2010 - 10:53 pm
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.  

He has his food prepared for him.  

He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.  

His meals are provided at no cost to him.  

He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.  For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.  

He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. 

If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.  

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.  

He receives these accommodations absolutely free.  

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.  

All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

Holy Crap, my dog is a DEMOCRAT !!!


 

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

George Carlin

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laughing and my dog too!  Good thing dogs can't vote, yet.  If the liberal agenda figures this out, they'll add it to some legislation somehow...

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I'm sure the ACLU has some legal gripe poised & ready to file, that the dog is somehow getting unfair treatment in that story.Screwy

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All of you may not be far off the mark!

If you recall, President Obama appointed Cass Sunstein, a Harvard Law professor, to become the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs Administrator.  This guy has been described as a "raving animal rights nut" who supports outlawing sport hunting, giving animals the legal rights to file lawsuits, and using government regulations to phase out meat consumption.

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