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March 2, 2008
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My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.
He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
Holy Crap, my dog is a DEMOCRAT !!!
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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February 9, 2009
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and my dog too! Good thing dogs can't vote, yet. If the liberal agenda figures this out, they'll add it to some legislation somehow...
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January 22, 2008
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Acorn probably registers pets to vote!
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January 24, 2009
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I'm sure the ACLU has some legal gripe poised & ready to file, that the dog is somehow getting unfair treatment in that story.
July 5, 2009
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All of you may not be far off the mark!
If you recall, President Obama appointed Cass Sunstein, a Harvard Law professor, to become the Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs Administrator. This guy has been described as a "raving animal rights nut" who supports outlawing sport hunting, giving animals the legal rights to file lawsuits, and using government regulations to phase out meat consumption.
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