Here's something silly my brother sent to me. Snopes has a slightly different version of this but claim that they cannot determine if it was actually posted to Craig's List or not.  Just a little humor.

Posted to Craig's List Personals: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in 
Downtown Savannah, night before last. 
Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 A M EST 
I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I 
hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. 
You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.  I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after  you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that 
evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had 
just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for Christmas, 
and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. 
Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at 
your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun 
walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge 
flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you 
also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I 
couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try 
to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" 
as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your 
situation. I also bought myself and four other people in the gas 
station this morning a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy 
with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! 
I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go 
Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet.    I threw the wallet 
in a fancy pink  "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the 
windshield and side window out and keyed the drivers side.  I called a 
bunch of phone sex numbers from your cellphone. They'll be on your 
bill in case you'd like to know which ones.. Ma Bell just shut down 
the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so 
I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't 
permanently cut off your service.. I could only get in two threatening 
phone calls to the D A 's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy 
was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).   I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead 
making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll 
reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky... - A lex P.S. Remember this motto......  an armed society is a polite society! 

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