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July 1, 2017 - 9:29 am
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Everyone enjoys a good joke, so if you hear a really great one, post it up for us to enjoy too. I'll start with this one;

A recently retired man and his wife were at the breakfast table. "So, what are you going to do today?" she asked.
"Nothing" he replied.
"That's all you did yesterday!" she complained.
"Well, I didn't get done."

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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July 9, 2020 - 5:54 pm
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 If you're going to drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. 

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July 10, 2020 - 9:24 pm
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A skeleton walks into a bar and yells "Bartender, a beer and a mop!"...

My Baby Lets Me Do What I Want 

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July 11, 2020 - 12:41 pm
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Say, Pal, why the long face?"

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A three legged dog limps into the saloon and shouts, "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"

Technically, the glass is always full; half liquid, half air....

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Guy walks into a pharmacy and asks the attendant for SexLax.  "don't you mean Ex-lax?" He says " no, I mean SexLax. I don't have any trouble going"

My Baby Lets Me Do What I Want 

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A man bursts into a crowded bar screaming " I have a revolver with six bullets, and I wanna know who's been sleeping with my wife!" After a long silence, from the back of the room a faint voice calls out "you'll need at least like three more slugs".

My Baby Lets Me Do What I Want 

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