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February 16, 2016
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Everyone enjoys a good joke, so if you hear a really great one, post it up for us to enjoy too. I'll start with this one;
A recently retired man and his wife were at the breakfast table. "So, what are you going to do today?" she asked.
"Nothing" he replied.
"That's all you did yesterday!" she complained.
"Well, I didn't get done."
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