Avatar
Please consider registering
Guest
Search
Forum Scope


Match



Forum Options



Minimum search word length is 3 characters - maximum search word length is 84 characters
Register Lost password?
sp_Feed sp_TopicIcon
Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
Avatar
rwsem
SOWELA (Southwest Louisiana)

Supporter
Members


Moderators


Dans Club
Forum Posts: 4770
Member Since:
February 22, 2009
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline
1
December 23, 2015 - 7:57 pm
sp_Permalink sp_Print

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
The wife said ” Where are you, you know we have lots to do.”
He said “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you
fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I
said that one day I would get it for you?”
Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up.
“Yes, I do remember that shop.” she replied.
“Well I am in the gun shop next door to that.”

Technically, the glass is always full; half liquid, half air....

Avatar
SCORPIO
PA

Supporter

Range Officer
Members


Moderators


DWF Supporters


Dans Club
Forum Posts: 3682
Member Since:
December 4, 2011
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline
2
December 23, 2015 - 9:13 pm
sp_Permalink sp_Print

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

My father

If a man designed it, and a man built it, then a man can fix it.

My grandfather

Avatar
brucertx
North TX

Supporter

Range Officer

Dans Club


Range Officers

Members
Forum Posts: 2311
Member Since:
July 2, 2011
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline
3
December 23, 2015 - 9:19 pm
sp_Permalink sp_Print

Could have been worse. He could have said;

“Well I am in the Gentleman’s Club next door to that.”  wow

To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers:

if you find one...what's your plan?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Avatar
Supermagfan
Pennsylvania

Range Officer
Members


Range Officers


Dans Club
Forum Posts: 3162
Member Since:
February 9, 2009
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline
4
December 28, 2015 - 7:38 am
sp_Permalink sp_Print

A man cannot have too many SuperMags

Avatar
lbruce
Georgia
Moderator
Members


DWF Supporters


Dans Club


Moderators
Forum Posts: 3564
Member Since:
November 17, 2008
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline
5
December 28, 2015 - 11:31 am
sp_Permalink sp_Print

Wisdom is merely the realization of how little one knows, therefore I am wise.

                                                                                                                             

Avatar
KragNut
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 14
Member Since:
June 11, 2020
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline
6
July 7, 2020 - 9:35 am
sp_Permalink sp_Print

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked my wife, ‘Do you know him?’

‘Yes,’ she sighed. ‘He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My goodness!’ I said. ‘Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

And that’s when the fight started…..

Avatar
Ole Dog
ocala, fl

Supporter
Members


Dans Club
Forum Posts: 2657
Member Since:
March 25, 2013
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline
7
July 12, 2020 - 12:41 am
sp_Permalink sp_Print

OMG, I just remember I owe the wife a big gift. I have knocked down several biggies lately including that Norwich 45 Colt on GB. . No wonder she mentioned the diamond earrings. wife

Avatar
Scott_B
Member
Members
Forum Posts: 113
Member Since:
July 2, 2019
sp_UserOfflineSmall Offline
8
July 17, 2020 - 11:19 am
sp_Permalink sp_Print

I hear ya, Ole Dog. My wife is owed too – big time. 

Forum Timezone: America/New_York
Most Users Ever Online: 343
Currently Online:
Guest(s) 49
Currently Browsing this Page:
1 Guest(s)
Top Posters:
Steve: 10330
SHOOTIST357: 4788
Dave_Ks: 4293
Supermagfan: 3162
zoommb: 3157
Blacktop: 3004
IHMSA80x80: 2763
Ole Dog: 2657
Stinger: 2564
brucertx: 2311
Newest Members:
Pineywoods Rooter
John D
JDraz
onlinebattery
ikusevad
OldFart1882
Monty Marquardt
supermag88
dugron
HankFerguson
Forum Stats:
Groups: 11
Forums: 42
Topics: 15087
Posts: 132770

 

Member Stats:
Guest Posters: 87
Members: 8045
Moderators: 4
Admins: 1
Administrators: Jody
Moderators: lbruce, Charger Fan, rwsem, SCORPIO