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serious male problems after long bike ride
July 19, 2018
3:54 am
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I’m relatively new to the world of long-ish bike rides so I’m well aware I have a lot to learn. However, something I feel compelled to seek advice on immediately, is what happened last week: I came back from about a 60 mile bike ride on my lovely shiney racing bike, went to the loo, and then AGONY! It felt like I was urinating acid, and boiling acid at that! And, what was coming out was coming out really quite slowly, as if someone had tightened up a valve upstream. This probably sounds quite amusing if you’re reading it, but it was no laughing matter at the time! I hoped it might be a one-off, but about 3 hours later, it was no better. Another seriously eye-watering experience. In fact, even the next day, things were still a bit restricted. Please, can someone tell what to do to alleviate this unfortunate problem. I’m sure I’m not the first… I did have on a very well-padded pair of cycling shorts + cycling pants, so it’s not as if i was asking for trouble by going around in a pair of speedos.

Please help.

I didn’t find the right solution from the Internet.


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July 19, 2018
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July 19, 2018
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So, what did the doctor say?

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July 19, 2018
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July 19, 2018
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So, what did the doctor say?  

He say:

Put de lime in de coconut, drink it all up.

Put de lime in de coconut and call him in da mornin’

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July 19, 2018
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July 19, 2018
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This topic is a stretch for a gun site and is out of line for first post.  

My advice, seek medical attention.

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