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September 9, 2016 - 5:04 pm
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 A few minutes invested in reading THIS   article may well bring a smile to your face.

Frankly, I laughed my ass off!

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

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To the paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers:

if you find one...what's your plan?

 

 

 

 

 

 

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...invade the lungs of freshwater turtles....

So; not only a parasite but an oxygen thief as well; they nailed it.

Technically, the glass is always full; half liquid, half air....

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Thomas Platt = compete toolbag 

Definitely hilarious though, on both sides.lol2 Nice find, Steve!

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