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March 2, 2008
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Shamelessly stolen from a friend on another Forum:
A Lesson in Irony
United States Department of Agriculture
The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever, to 46 million people.
National Park Service
Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS." Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.
This ends today's lesson.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
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November 17, 2008
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As usual Steve. Spot on!
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Wisdom is merely the realization of how little one knows, therefore I am wise.
June 29, 2012
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I like that.
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December 4, 2011
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Hmmm....conditioned responses work with animals but not with people.
And we wonder why the welfare roles are swelling.
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September 10, 2010
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Unfortunately this is what our country is becoming. A group of people expecting the government to take care of them without thinking of who pays for it. Oh I know, let's raise taxes on the super rich 2% and that will make everyone happy cause you screwed someone who worked hard (or got lucky) for what they have, instead of strive to make yourself better. Thats what the most voters wanted and now we have it.
God help us. We need another Reagan asap.
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January 24, 2009
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dride711 said
God help us. We need another Reagan asap.
Amen, brother.
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