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February 4, 2017
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I love funny jokes...even when I disagree with the sentiment...
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Hillary Clinton calls the White House very late one night and asks to speak with the president.
After going through several staffers she is finally connected with President Trump.
She explains, "Mr. President I understand that a Supreme Court justice died this evening and I want to take his place."
The president responds, "Well it's OK with me Hillary if the mortuary doesn't object."
"LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO SPEND IT WITH AN UGLY GUN!" - John Taffin
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OH, Thank You, I am possibly headed to Facebook with this one.
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman "Were is the Self Help Section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
George Carlin
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